This week in dick jokes

First of all, I found out that you can do multiple votes for the ECNY Nomination. So...I need you all to sit in front of your computers for at least one hour a day, and type my name in as many times as you can. http://www.ecnyawards.com/nomination.php

Also, I have been accepted into the Friars Club! In my mind it's like a comedy version of the Elk's Lodge on the Flintstones. We all wear funny hats and drink beer.

Here are my shows this week...
Friday-
8:30 Joe Franklin's
10:00 The Playwright's Tavern

Saturday-
10:00 The Playwright's Tavern

Don't miss "Bake Sale" on Dec. 3rd. We're going to have Delicious Comedy, Yummy Cupcakes, and Tasty Beats!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

HELP NOMINATE STEPHANIE HOLMES FOR A ECNY AWARD

That's right... I posted my headshot... BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS Ya'll!

So as you may, or may not, know the last few weeks have been really big for me...
I was a finalist in the New York's Funniest Competition. Which means that I made it to the final 10 of a contest for the New York Comedy Festival, making it past hundreds of other comics and performing along side comics I have idolized for a long time. I got to perform at Gotham and Carolines; two of the biggest clubs in the city.
I am in the process of joining the Friars Club. A prestigious and very well connected club (think the comedy central roasts).
I am finally starting to grow boobs!

I need your help to keep up my momentum.

I WANT TO WIN A ECNY AWARD!

ECNY Stands for "Emerging Comics in New York", and that's exactly what they honor. The comics that are busting their little (or big) butts in NYC. And I can think of no one more "emerging" than me!
So... please go to http://www.ecnyawards.com/nomination.php and nominate me in the Best Female Stand-Up Category. You can fill out the whole form with your faves...But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put me in for Best Female Stand-Up.

AND YOU CAN NOMINATE ME MORE THAN ONCE, SO GO BACK EVERY DAY!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!
http://www.ecnyawards.com/nomination.php

wwww.stephanieholmes.blogspot.com
www.facebook.com/homieholmes

Did you miss me?

Sorry I've been such a blog Slacker lately. I just have been busy and... I'm sorry!!!

Here's what I have this week...

TONIGHT Wed.
9pm- I will be roasting Matty Goldberg at the New York Comedy Club before he leaves for Florida. Come check it out!

Friday.
I will be MCing the 8:30 at J-Franks, and the 10:30 at the Playwright's Tavern.

THE NEXT BAKE SALE DEC 3rd!!!

Stephanie and BJ bring you NY's funniest comics and BK's yummiest treats.

The show's going to look a little something like this...
Ali wong- Named "Funniest Comic of 2009" by San Francisco weekly
Gabe Pacheco- NY Underground comedy fest, Haiku King
John F. O'Donnell- Comedy Central
Sean O'Connor- The NY Comedy Festival
Lisa Kaplan- Lesbians of Laughter Tour
Josh Accardo- The NY Comedy Festival
Soce- THE ELEMENTAL WIZARD. It's his birthday and we're making him a cake!

NEW FIXTURE TO THE SHOW!!!
DJ Joshua Hedglin will be kickin' the tunes! DANCE PARTY FOLLOWING THE SHOW!

http://www.coco66.com/

Take the G Train to Greenpoint Ave.

My shows this week

Tuesday 10/27 7:30 pm- MCing at the Village Lantern on Bleeker St.

Wed. 10/28 7pm- I am a semi finalist in "NY's Funniest Stand Up Competition". The show is a 7pm at Gotham Comedy Club. 15 Semi Finalists will perform 5 minutes each and at the end they will choose 5 people to go on to the finals. Not to get too cheesey...but it's an honor just to make it into the semi finals with some really hysterical comics. $15 plus 2 drink min.

THURSDAY 10/29 8pm-
BAKE SALE!
This week's sponsors: The Kumquat Cupcakery www.kumquatcupcakery.com

Featuring:
Ali Wong- Named Best Comedian of 2009 by San Francisco Weekly
Tony Camin- Writer for the Marijuanalogues
TJ Del Reno- College Humor
Matt Goldberg- Hilarious Comic, Performs all over the city
Angry Bob- Last Comic Standing, CNN
CD Benny- Comedy Central, The Late Late Show
YOUR HOSTS- BJ and Stephanie

Special Musical Guest: Banjo Player- Morgan O'Kane

COCO66 Greenpoint Brooklyn (take the G train to Greenpoint) www.coco66.com

FRIDAY- 10/30- 8:30 MCing at Joe Franklin's (8th ave and 45th St.)
10:30 MCing at The Playwright's Tavern (8th Ave btwn 45th and 46th, 3rd floor)

Update

So Mon-Wed is pretty slow. I'm going to do some open mics and go around "trolling" for spots. But nothing deffinite.

THURSDAY 10/22...

BAKE SALE!

8pm, Coco66 Greenpoint, BK

BJ and Stephanie are back! Bringing you hilarious comedy and delicious treats!

This weeks sponsor: Nunu Chocolates! http://www.nunuchocolates.com/

We can't wait! yummmmmm

This week's Comics:

BJ and Stephanie- Your Lovely and Lovelier MCs

Michelle Buteau- Comedy Central

Warren Holstein- SNL

Joe Pontillo- "Street of the Dead". Showing a video, as well as standing up.

Katy Olson- HYSTERICAL
Brentalfloss- Youtube Sensation!

Show starts at 8pm! You don't want to miss this one! Take the G train to greenpoint ave. http://www.coco66.com/

FRIDAY 10/23...

8:30- MCing @ Joe Franklin's

10:30- MCing @ The Playwright's Tavern

SATURDAY- 10/24...

10:30- MCing @ The Playwright's Tavern

SUNDAY- 10/25...

Standing Up @ Bar 4 in Park Slope.

Pass the Popcorn!

Hey everyone! Go to www.guessthemovies.com. I'm featured today!!! But, the video will be on the site for a while.