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Hey Assholes!

TONIGHT! 10pm The Playwright's Tavern and Celtic Pub on 8th ave and 45th St. I will be MCing Tom's Comedy show. You don't want to miss this shit!

TOMORROW! 10:30pm I will be at Joe Franklin's Comedy Club bringin' the lols.


Watch the Full Length Trailer for "Street of The Dead". I was in this movie last summer, written and directed by the talented Joe Pontillo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-6-7_awXTI&feature=player_embedded

Yeah they shot me...I'm awesome.

I will be back in Indiana next weekend so if you live in Indiana come and see me! I will be headlining 3 shows a night in my mom's living room.

Stuff

GIG UPDATE:
Friday Tom's Comedy show is CANCELLED...total bummer.

This Wednesday 5/20 I will be Performing on a Bingo show at 11:00 at Sweet Ups in Bushwick www.sweetups.com SUPER DRUNK FUN!


For your listening pleasure....
Listen to the Revolving Door by going here: http://www.RevolvingDoorPodcast.Wordpress.com

Find it on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=302031935

For Jean.

Okay so apparently people (or atleast one person) reads my blog...which means that I need to get on the ball with updating this thing!

Here's what you've missed:
I've been doing comedy on this Bingo show in East Williamsburg...tough crowd, but drunk....and drunk is my demographic.

I've been doing lots of spots on Jen's show at Boots and Saddles. Drunk and gay is also my demographic.

I was in a film (the star I might add) for the 48 Hour Film Festival in Philly, called "Pancake Tuesday". It showed last week to no reviews.

BUT LET'S NOT DWELL ON THE PAST:
What do I have the rest of this week????

TONIGHT: Friday 5/15- MCing at Tom's Comedy Show at the Playwright's Tavern on 8th Ave btwn 45th and 46th at 10pm. The crowds here are small but mighty! They have a cool balconey right next to the stage where you can smoke a cig, or a crack pipe, or whatevs...and you get a beautiful view of Times Square!

Sunday 5/17- I will be recording a radio podcast for "The Revolving Door" with my good friends Andy Kleiman and Jake Abbondanza (probably spelled that wrong wrong wrong). I will let yyou know we they post it to itunes. The last time I did their show we mostly just talked about my vagina...so should be interesting!

IF YOU CAN'T SEE ME....
You should go see my good friend Ted Greenberg's (mostly) one man show! It includes mind reading, escape acts, a Ted Greenberg mascot, full frontal nudity...and you can win a cab ride home (that will be broadcasted live into the theatre)! This Saturday at the Soho Playhouse 9pm (just off Spring St.). If you want to check it out (which you should) I can get you free tix... crashcomedy@yahoo.com.



NEXT WEEK (so far):
Monday 5/18- I will be at the Rock And Roll Comedy Circus at 8pm!!! Take the G train to Nassau Ave in Greenpoint, BK (Manhattan and Meserole). This show is full of drunken debauchery and it's usually where I do most of my new material.

Tuesday 5/19- Boots and Saddles at 9pm!!! Right off the Christopher St. Stop on the 1 train. The show is proceeded by a Gogo dancer so everyone's usually good and trashed by the time the show starts. Get there early and stick some dollars into a cowboy's g-string....that's my plan!!!!

Friday 5/22- Tom's comedy show at the Playwright's Tavern. I'm going to MC the roof of dat motha!

Saturday 5/23- The 8:30pm and 10:30pm show at Joe Franklin's (Or J-Frank's as we call it in the biz). 8th ave and 45th st. BRAVE TIMES SQUARE TO SUPPORT COMEDY!

So I hope that all of my fans/fan appreciate this extensive blog and atleast come and see one show! I'm liable to rap....and you don't want to miss it when I bust a rhyme!