This week in dick jokes

First of all, I found out that you can do multiple votes for the ECNY Nomination. So...I need you all to sit in front of your computers for at least one hour a day, and type my name in as many times as you can. http://www.ecnyawards.com/nomination.php

Also, I have been accepted into the Friars Club! In my mind it's like a comedy version of the Elk's Lodge on the Flintstones. We all wear funny hats and drink beer.

Here are my shows this week...
Friday-
8:30 Joe Franklin's
10:00 The Playwright's Tavern

Saturday-
10:00 The Playwright's Tavern

Don't miss "Bake Sale" on Dec. 3rd. We're going to have Delicious Comedy, Yummy Cupcakes, and Tasty Beats!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

HELP NOMINATE STEPHANIE HOLMES FOR A ECNY AWARD

That's right... I posted my headshot... BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS Ya'll!

So as you may, or may not, know the last few weeks have been really big for me...
I was a finalist in the New York's Funniest Competition. Which means that I made it to the final 10 of a contest for the New York Comedy Festival, making it past hundreds of other comics and performing along side comics I have idolized for a long time. I got to perform at Gotham and Carolines; two of the biggest clubs in the city.
I am in the process of joining the Friars Club. A prestigious and very well connected club (think the comedy central roasts).
I am finally starting to grow boobs!

I need your help to keep up my momentum.

I WANT TO WIN A ECNY AWARD!

ECNY Stands for "Emerging Comics in New York", and that's exactly what they honor. The comics that are busting their little (or big) butts in NYC. And I can think of no one more "emerging" than me!
So... please go to http://www.ecnyawards.com/nomination.php and nominate me in the Best Female Stand-Up Category. You can fill out the whole form with your faves...But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put me in for Best Female Stand-Up.

AND YOU CAN NOMINATE ME MORE THAN ONCE, SO GO BACK EVERY DAY!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!
http://www.ecnyawards.com/nomination.php

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Did you miss me?

Sorry I've been such a blog Slacker lately. I just have been busy and... I'm sorry!!!

Here's what I have this week...

TONIGHT Wed.
9pm- I will be roasting Matty Goldberg at the New York Comedy Club before he leaves for Florida. Come check it out!

Friday.
I will be MCing the 8:30 at J-Franks, and the 10:30 at the Playwright's Tavern.

THE NEXT BAKE SALE DEC 3rd!!!

Stephanie and BJ bring you NY's funniest comics and BK's yummiest treats.

The show's going to look a little something like this...
Ali wong- Named "Funniest Comic of 2009" by San Francisco weekly
Gabe Pacheco- NY Underground comedy fest, Haiku King
John F. O'Donnell- Comedy Central
Sean O'Connor- The NY Comedy Festival
Lisa Kaplan- Lesbians of Laughter Tour
Josh Accardo- The NY Comedy Festival
Soce- THE ELEMENTAL WIZARD. It's his birthday and we're making him a cake!

NEW FIXTURE TO THE SHOW!!!
DJ Joshua Hedglin will be kickin' the tunes! DANCE PARTY FOLLOWING THE SHOW!

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