HELP NOMINATE STEPHANIE HOLMES FOR A ECNY AWARD

That's right... I posted my headshot... BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUS Ya'll!

So as you may, or may not, know the last few weeks have been really big for me...
I was a finalist in the New York's Funniest Competition. Which means that I made it to the final 10 of a contest for the New York Comedy Festival, making it past hundreds of other comics and performing along side comics I have idolized for a long time. I got to perform at Gotham and Carolines; two of the biggest clubs in the city.
I am in the process of joining the Friars Club. A prestigious and very well connected club (think the comedy central roasts).
I am finally starting to grow boobs!

I need your help to keep up my momentum.

I WANT TO WIN A ECNY AWARD!

ECNY Stands for "Emerging Comics in New York", and that's exactly what they honor. The comics that are busting their little (or big) butts in NYC. And I can think of no one more "emerging" than me!
So... please go to http://www.ecnyawards.com/nomination.php and nominate me in the Best Female Stand-Up Category. You can fill out the whole form with your faves...But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put me in for Best Female Stand-Up.

AND YOU CAN NOMINATE ME MORE THAN ONCE, SO GO BACK EVERY DAY!!!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!
http://www.ecnyawards.com/nomination.php

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Did you miss me?

Sorry I've been such a blog Slacker lately. I just have been busy and... I'm sorry!!!

Here's what I have this week...

TONIGHT Wed.
9pm- I will be roasting Matty Goldberg at the New York Comedy Club before he leaves for Florida. Come check it out!

Friday.
I will be MCing the 8:30 at J-Franks, and the 10:30 at the Playwright's Tavern.

THE NEXT BAKE SALE DEC 3rd!!!

Stephanie and BJ bring you NY's funniest comics and BK's yummiest treats.

The show's going to look a little something like this...
Ali wong- Named "Funniest Comic of 2009" by San Francisco weekly
Gabe Pacheco- NY Underground comedy fest, Haiku King
John F. O'Donnell- Comedy Central
Sean O'Connor- The NY Comedy Festival
Lisa Kaplan- Lesbians of Laughter Tour
Josh Accardo- The NY Comedy Festival
Soce- THE ELEMENTAL WIZARD. It's his birthday and we're making him a cake!

NEW FIXTURE TO THE SHOW!!!
DJ Joshua Hedglin will be kickin' the tunes! DANCE PARTY FOLLOWING THE SHOW!

http://www.coco66.com/

Take the G Train to Greenpoint Ave.

My shows this week

Tuesday 10/27 7:30 pm- MCing at the Village Lantern on Bleeker St.

Wed. 10/28 7pm- I am a semi finalist in "NY's Funniest Stand Up Competition". The show is a 7pm at Gotham Comedy Club. 15 Semi Finalists will perform 5 minutes each and at the end they will choose 5 people to go on to the finals. Not to get too cheesey...but it's an honor just to make it into the semi finals with some really hysterical comics. $15 plus 2 drink min.

THURSDAY 10/29 8pm-
BAKE SALE!
This week's sponsors: The Kumquat Cupcakery www.kumquatcupcakery.com

Featuring:
Ali Wong- Named Best Comedian of 2009 by San Francisco Weekly
Tony Camin- Writer for the Marijuanalogues
TJ Del Reno- College Humor
Matt Goldberg- Hilarious Comic, Performs all over the city
Angry Bob- Last Comic Standing, CNN
CD Benny- Comedy Central, The Late Late Show
YOUR HOSTS- BJ and Stephanie

Special Musical Guest: Banjo Player- Morgan O'Kane

COCO66 Greenpoint Brooklyn (take the G train to Greenpoint) www.coco66.com

FRIDAY- 10/30- 8:30 MCing at Joe Franklin's (8th ave and 45th St.)
10:30 MCing at The Playwright's Tavern (8th Ave btwn 45th and 46th, 3rd floor)

Update

So Mon-Wed is pretty slow. I'm going to do some open mics and go around "trolling" for spots. But nothing deffinite.

THURSDAY 10/22...

BAKE SALE!

8pm, Coco66 Greenpoint, BK

BJ and Stephanie are back! Bringing you hilarious comedy and delicious treats!

This weeks sponsor: Nunu Chocolates! http://www.nunuchocolates.com/

We can't wait! yummmmmm

This week's Comics:

BJ and Stephanie- Your Lovely and Lovelier MCs

Michelle Buteau- Comedy Central

Warren Holstein- SNL

Joe Pontillo- "Street of the Dead". Showing a video, as well as standing up.

Katy Olson- HYSTERICAL
Brentalfloss- Youtube Sensation!

Show starts at 8pm! You don't want to miss this one! Take the G train to greenpoint ave. http://www.coco66.com/

FRIDAY 10/23...

8:30- MCing @ Joe Franklin's

10:30- MCing @ The Playwright's Tavern

SATURDAY- 10/24...

10:30- MCing @ The Playwright's Tavern

SUNDAY- 10/25...

Standing Up @ Bar 4 in Park Slope.

Pass the Popcorn!

Hey everyone! Go to www.guessthemovies.com. I'm featured today!!! But, the video will be on the site for a while.

Shows hos and bros!

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I wish my butt was really as big as it looks in this pic... By the look on BJ's face, he does too.

This week is gonna be crazy Ya'll!!!

• TONIGHT! Monday 10/5- 8pm. I will be in Park Slope at a bar called "Belleville"...I'm pretty sure it's a bar; it sort of sounds like a psychiatric facility. - 5th St. / 5th Ave

• Thursday 10/8-

8pm. MY NEW SHOW "Bake Sale"! Coco66 http://www.coco66.com/ 66 Greenpoint Ave (Greenpoint, BK).

Free Comedy, delicious cookies, prizes, and "special guests"! Every Thursday Stephanie and BJ host some of NYCs funniest comics, while giving out yummy cookies.This Week's Lineup...

Stephanie Holmes (Your MC)- New York Underground Comedy Festival, http://www.bushwickbk.com/

Soce The Elemental Wizard- http://www.theapiary.com/

Jon Randall- Conan O'Brien

Esther Ku- Last Comic Standing

Rob Cantrell- Last Comic Standing, The Marijuanalogues

• Friday 10/10-

8pm- (let's say it all together) MCING at Joe Franklin's

10pm- MCing at The Playwright's Tavern.

12am- Mcing at The Playwright's Tavern (That's right...we added another show. LATE NIGHT DIRRRRRRTY!)

• Saturday 10/11-

10pm- Mcing at The Playwright's Tavern

12am- Mcing at The Playwright's Tavern (Dirty show!!!)

• Sunday 10/11- I have a 10:15 spot at The Jazz on The Park Hostel...but I'm pretty sure you aren't invited. SORRY!

• Other things worth mentioning....
  

I will be attending the open call for the New York's Funniest competition on Oct. 10th. If I win I get to open for a big name in the New York Comedy Festival, and I get money, and a people's choice award! Anyway, all week I will be fine tuning my set for my big audition.

I will also be shooting EPISODE 4 of the AWESOME webseries "The Life and Times of Hank E. Valdooer", sometime this month. A really funny show written by my good friend Joe Pontillo. I feel very honored to be a part of this.... go to http://www.youtube.com/user/malarkeychrist to watch all the past episodes.