Yo Yo Yo!

I'm currently reading Kathy Griffin's new book. Hopefully, it will teach me how to build my Stephanie Holmes Empire. First step, FINISH ALBUM.

So I won the contest at the Producers Club on Friday...not that you would know, because you weren't there. But there were a lot of people there that thought I was very funny...I won by 95% of the vote and I got a crisp 20 dollar bill. Somebody took a cab home!

Sooooo what does this week have in store?
I will deffinitely be hosting at Joe Franklin's for the 8pm show on Friday... after that everything's still a little tentative. Apparently word hasn't spread about my $20 victory, but it's only a matter of time and after that all the clubs are going to want this little lady.

I am starting a diet this week with the intent of loosing half of my body weight in 7 days! Wish me luck.

AND I have a big scary audition this week that could lead to something awesome. I'm being vague, because I'm a big believer in "jinxing".

I think that I'm going to do the open mic tonight at the Bowery Poetry Club. According to my friend it's a "human freakshow". Was that supposed to detour me?