J/K

This is a conversation I overheard someone having on their phone this morning while I was waiting for the train....

"And then I was like, well you weren't drunk when you posted up my pic on facebook. And she put the caption 'these aren't her real boobs'. And I was like sort of flashing in the picture but not really. So I was like, 'OMG', and then she was like, 'I was totally J/K'."

I really wanted to push her onto the tracks...