Commercial #1
Person 1: I just lost all of my money to Bernie Madoff!
Person 2: I was just laid off from Starbucks and my unemployment is running out!
Announcer: Are you financially destitute or fallen on hard times due to the stock market collapse, a ponzi scheme, or even an addiction to internet pornography?
Person 1: Yes! Please help!
Announcer: Well new from the financial minds at CNBC and the makers of Chia Pet comes "Money Tree".
Person 2: How does it work?
Announcer: Simply plant our organic, ethenol, hybrid, power seeds in a spacious area...say for instance a vacant Circuit City parking lot. Add water and manure (included) daily until you have a thriving orange tree! The kit includes signs and bags to help you start a thriving business selling your oranges on the side of any highway, interstate, or off ramp.
Person 1 and 2: Thank you!
Announcer: You're welcome. Remember that's "Money Tree" putting you back in the green...and orange.
Just a commercial I wrote in my sketch class. I only had 15 minutes but I think it's half way decent
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