Commercial

Geeky kid 1- Prom is this weekend and I still haven't found a date!

Geeky kid 2- Forget Prom! I'm trying to get into a bar this weekend?

Announcer- Striking out with the ladies? Wanna look older? Just feeling UNCOOL?

Announcer- Well from the makers of "Chest Hair for Children" and "Crochet-a-mullet" comes "Mustache for a day"!

(Kick ass guitar riff)

Rocker voice- You can ride on a motorcycle!

You can be one of the Village People!

Mustache for a Day!

Geeky Kid 1- Sounds Awesome! How does it work?

Announcer- Mustache for a day is a one day disposable mustache.

Rocker voice- Wear your mustache just for one day!

Then tear it off and throw it away!

Mustache for a Day!

Announcer- The mustache itself is made from genuine horse hair!

Rocker voice- (Guitar riff) It's like a mane on your face!

Announcer- The back is a super strong adhesive that prevents sliding of falling off, like with other imitation mustaches.

Rocker voice- Holds your mustache firmly in place!

It feels like a hug on your face!

Mustache for a day!

Announcer- The adhesive only lasts for 24 hour...but it will be the best 24 hours of your life! (fast) Doctors do not recommend wearing the mustache for more than 24 hours. Burning may occur.

Rocker voice- Your mustache is gonna be your new friend!

You'll hope that this day will never end!

Mustache for a day!

Geeky kid 2- Wow! Thanks!

Announcer- You're welcome, and remember that's "Mustache for a Day".

Rocker voice- It's the American way!