Oooo baby

Every comic that's been around for a while, including this old work hosrse, has stories of horrible sets. Hecklers, technical problems, and all around debauchery happens at comedy shows on a regular basis. But a couple years ago I had a series of sets in which members of the audience would start making out while I was talking...I mean it must have happened like 6 times in a row. In one case I'm pretty sure people started fucking (they remained clothed but she was sitting on his lap in a skirt).
Maybe some comics would take this negatively but I took it in stride...deeming myself "The Female Barry White of Comedy".