Trilogy

{The entire scene takes place at a diner with two Jewish women sitting at a table.}

1.

Announcer: Now Presenting: "The Worst Jews Ever"!

(Waitress walks up to the table)

Jewish woman 1: I think I'll go with the ham.

Announcer: These were "The Worst Jews Ever"!

2.

Announcer: Now Presenting: "The Worst Jews Ever!"

Jewish woman 2: (talking to her friend) I swear to God...or whoever it is our people worship.

Announcer: These were "The Worst Jews Ever"!

3.

Announcer: Now Presenting: "The Worst Jews Ever!"

Jewish woman 1: (talking to her friend) Between you and me, I'm not so sure the holocaust even happened.

Announcer: These were "The Worst Jews Ever"!

I'm going to write more of these in the next couple of weeks! So stay tuned!