Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Straphangers with Strap Ons


I recently read that to cut back costs the MTA will now only have one agent in each station. So I guess you know what that means? It means that I'm going to be raped. Oh yes, I'm going to it and I'm going to get it hard.

Do you know how many countless times a day I am eye raped on the train or in the station? And now the MTA by removing the station agents is basically lifting the invisible wall between me and rape.

The MTA knows what they're doing. That's why they hand out condoms.

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