Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Super hero sketch...so far

(Opens on a busy sidewalk with people walking. ENTERS a man in a ski mask. He steals a purse off an elderly womans arm and runs off stage.
Elderly woman- Help! My Purse! Someone stole my purse!
(ENTERS an incredibally muscular female super hero. She chases after the criminal.)
Man 1: Who was that?
Man 2: Was that a woman?
Child: It's Shemale!

::THEME SONG::
She's a female
With the strength of a male
She's shemaaaaale

She will never
Let evil prevail
She's shemaaaaaale

She's an unfortunely named hero
She's an unfortunely named hero

She's shemale!

Man 1: Wait, that chicks' got a dick?

Announcer: And now for the continuing adventures of Shemale!

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